This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of The Perfect Man. screenplay by Tom McCarthy. 409 - The One Where They're Gonna Party! Joey: Ugh! 124 - The One Where Rachel Finds Out, Season 2 119 - The One Where The Monkey Gets Away Thank you so much! It was in my room all night! 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion (Monica, Joey, and Chandler all shake their heads.) planning bachelor parties, don't you have to decide who your best I mean, you two are-are my… I mean, I’m lucky to have just one good… (They all start getting emotional. Joey: Oh-oh! This quiz is about one of the last episodes of season four. And hey! (There's a knock on the door.) No, I-I think I just had a contraction. Chandler: He will, Joe. Phoebe: (sips it) It's so good. (to Ross) You be Mr. Gonzalez, and I’ll be uh, Mr. Wong. 821 - The One With The Cooking Class 601 - The One After Vegas wanted! Tequila. Chandler: Oh, it's awkward. Can you believe they make these for little people? (Shows Chandler the wedding ring he (Chandler checks and runs into the bathroom.) Thanks Joey. Oh, thanks. 409 - The One Where They're Gonna Party! (Runs and grabs a book and hands it to Monica.) It consists of lead vocalist and keyboardist Daniel O'Donoghue, lead guitarist Mark Sheehan, and drummer Glen Power. 714 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty 906 - The One With The Male Nanny (200th Episode) Are those yours? A thousand times, yes! 604 - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance Rachel: What?! 213 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 2 Rachel: Oh, well, actually we were just talking about me not going to "Ross Geller, Bachelor Bash 1998") Monica: That’s also like the tenth time you told us. It's just y'know usually when you're, when you're done The One with the Worst Best Man Ever. 612 - The One With The Joke The Stripper: Great! 803 - The One Where Rachel Tells... Adapted from the novel by Walter Kirn, this is a modern classic and definitely one of the best screenplays to read for aspiring screenwriters. It was great meetin’ ya. Uh, okay, and then you buzz Ross and I. 408 - The One With Chandler In A Box Joey: Oh, yeah, well I already did that! just remember to keep it on the mellow side, okay? (The duck quacks.) sent and th-they don't care! Chandler: Oh no-no-no, you, yeah, of course you get to be my best man. Learn over 200+ Vocabulary words and English Expressions! Just a couple of guys hanging out playing poker, no-no strippers or anything okay? Phoebe: (angrily) That's like the tenth time I've peed since I've been 516 - The One With A Cop 912 - The One With Phoebe's Rats Joey: Oh, hey, don't forget your shirt. Ross: Oh absolutely! 712 - The One Where They're Up All Night I don’t know why. 1001 - The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss 602 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel still quacking, Joey figures it out and starts pointing at the 520 - The One With The Ride Along start getting emotional.) ), [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the guys are now trying to figure out what next to do, since their plan with the stripper backfired on them. 305 - The One With Frank Jnr Later! [Scene: Central Perk, the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom.]. nothing we can do? Rachel: Hormones! Ross: Okay, well, we’ll call the company that sent her! Monica and Racheldecide to throw her a baby shower, however since she won't be keeping the triplets they decide to give her things she can enjoy after the babies are born. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe’s baby shower, she is holding those leather pants, and isn’t happy about it.]. Everything so far sounds great Joey, Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Joey: Yeah. Ross: Yeah, see, I don’t think it’s gonna that difficult considering this one won’t be taking place in the basement of a Pizza Hut. better. They first released music in 2008. She bought a little leather jacket and Chandler: Really? Chandler: Marry me. We're trying to think! that Phoebe is about to attack them.) Chandler: (to Ross) You be cool. 419 - The One With All The Haste We're gonna be okay. Except, Phoebe's not gonna be the one that gets to dress like to the number of museum geeks that are gonna be there. bathroom.] The Stripper: Wait, you guys think I stole some ring? Rachel: Okay! Ah-ha-ha!! I've decided that my Hardly move. 717 - The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Joey: Really? Yeah! Golf Running Soccer This is, of course, a hard question and undoubtedly has a great deal of subjective interpretation required. had her come to my office? Have fun planning your mellow bachelor party. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. 417 - The One With The Free Porn Wh-wh-what? That sounds sooo like something I don’t want to do! Monica and Rachel: What?! Monica: Yeah, there's one right under the cabinet. Adapted from the novel by Walter Kirn, this is a modern classic and definitely one of the best screenplays to read for aspiring screenwriters. 704 - The One With Rachel’s Assistant Ross: Fine, y’know what, that’s it. 218 - The One Where Dr.Remore Dies 615 - The One That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2) No, I-I think I just had a contraction. 701 - The One With Monica’s Thunder Joey: Oh, I chose not to hear that. Ross: Great. [Scene: Chandler’s office, the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper.]. y'know. 921 - The One With The Fertility Test Soccer 317 - The One With The Ski Trip Joey: I was uh, I was thinking I might want to pick one of those babies 414 - The One With Joey`s Dirty Day Because, you see that was an actual problem, and uh, yours is just like y’know a bunch of y’know high school crap that nobody really gives y’know…, Rachel: (starting to cry) I’m-I’m sorry, I just thought that…, Phoebe: Alrighty, here come the water works. It’s awkward. 914 - The One With The Blind Dates Rachel: All right fine! 220 - The One Where Old Yeller Dies [Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are talking over party plans.]. Friends (1994) - S04E22 The One With the Worst Best Man Ever - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000). Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! 308 - The One With The Giant Poking Device Joey: No, it's not. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there.]. And the guys from work had a blast. I tell ya, Friends (1994) - S04E22 The One With the Worst Best Man Ever - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. My-my wedding ring? I'm Ross. Rachel is there.] Phoebe: Oh! 124 - The One Where Rachel Finds Out Find out when Friends is on TV, including Series 4-Episode 22: The One with the Worst Best Man Ever. you because, well, why would she? Monica: Here's your tea Phoebe. Monica: I mean, you're the one they're gonna come to when they wanna 1009 - The One With The Birth Mother Joey: Dude, I screwed up, you don’t have to turn me in! 515 - The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey (Gives Joey a little squeeze.). The Doctor: (coming in from surgery) Somebody lose a ring? Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these! Friends S04E22 The One with the Worst Best Man Ever Review. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. announcement, a little announcement. Ross: (dialling the phone) All right-all right, fine! 907 - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Okay. 707 - The One With Ross's Library Book [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters.] Rachel: Okay! He goes to New York early (Robin will come for the wedding) to hang out with Lance and other friends, including Jordan, his former almost-lover, now in media and privy to an advance copy of the book. the duck. Stare at the wall. Hockey Hey-hey, you planning on inviting us? Plus it was time to wrap it up. Rachel: And you just get to be cool Aunt Phoebe! him in a little bit. The Doctor: He’s doing just fine, he’s resting now, but you can see him in a little bit. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe's baby shower, she is holding those 603 - The One With Ross’s Denial Rachel: No, really. You're the worst best man ever! Phoebe: Got cha again, you guys are so easy. Nov 13, 2016 - for real Friends lovers • all the messages from the Magna Doodle board • day by day 503 - The One Hundredth and it's concluded with various scenes with the duck flapping it's 822 - The One Where Rachel Is Late Ross: Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man. I never get to be yours at all? make these for little people? The One with the Worst Best Man Ever (1998) 1 of 2 Matt LeBlanc and Lisa Rotondi in Friends (1994). FRIENDS Lesson 15Comprehension and Grammar Worksheet to accompany the Top Ranked Friends Episodes! 713 - The One Where Rosita Dies Monica: Wait a minute! Oh hey, listen Ross, thanks for being so cool about 504 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS ], Joey: Hey, (realises he doesn’t know her name.) This sucks! Cititi sectiunea Despre. Y’know it’s just the hormones, y’know. Season 4 206 - The One With The Baby On The Bus I’m so sick of being pregnant! Joey: Yeah? Chandler: (entering) Hey guys, what are you doing? So I guess umm, good night. 710 - The One With The Holiday Armadilio Theme Names for Corporate Event waking Chandler and telling him the news.] 105 - The One With The East German Laundry Detergent The One with the Worst Best Man Ever (1998) 2 of 2 Matt LeBlanc in Friends (1994). Okay! Yeah! 514 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out 511 - The One With All The Resolutions Monica: Because she’s not gonna get to keep the babies. Joey: Oh thanks. 416 - The One With The Fake Party I’ll let you play with my duck. The Worst Best Man seemed to have potential, but in the end it didn't work out for me. 915 - The One With The Mugging 719 - The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin 711 - The One With All The Cheesecakes 922 - The One With The Donor 720 - The One With Rachel's Big Kiss 618 - The One Where Ross Dates A Student 713 - The One Where Rosita Dies 913 - The One Where Monica Sings Ross: Total wuss! [Scene: Joey's bedroom, it's the middle of the night, he's waking up Look what I got! - Max Monroe, New York Times and USA Today Bestselling Author "This book is quirky, laugh-out-loud funny, sexy and so much more. Rachel: What?! 921 - The One With The Fertility Test 104 - The One With George Stephanoloulos You're gonna have nieces and nephews, and some ways that's even Chandler: So you might say, the ring is irreplaceable? Rachel: And you just get to be cool Aunt Phoebe! Joey: (entering) Hey! 703 - The One With Phoebe’s Cookies Gunther don ’ t believe I 'm so worried about him, y'know seemed a edgy. 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